Tuesday, May 24, 2011

if sexually explicit sand structures offend you, please read no further

Hooray no Apocalypses! 

So Mexico was freaking awesome... I'm so glad I went!  I also didn't spend the whole time worrying, in fact, as soon as we got to the house, I was totally over my terror of Mexico.

The weather was perfect; breezy and in the low 80s.  Me and Bahb spent both days just lying on the beach drinking Corona and playing in the ocean.

The beach.  

I am a masterful picture taker.  I actually didn't take that many pictures, maybe like 10 total, because sand and water and portable electronics do not mix effectively.

All of the houses were so random, and the vast disparity from one to the next made it a really cute and eclectic little beach.

I'm running off to play in the ocean.  I wish I had a close up of me in my swim suit... it's adorable.

So it kind of hurts to look at these pictures, because holy shit, the sun did a number on me.  I got burned all over.  I know it's my own damn fault, I was too busy playing with clams and crabs and burying Bahb and being buried and frolicking in the low tide and drinking Coronas to remember to put on sunscreen.  

I am pretty much purple right now.  Even my little bum is burned! Oh no!

Here's me and Bahb, we're ludicrously good looking... duuuuuh...

I know what you're thinking, and why yes, Bahb's sunglasses are Prada.  What a dapper fellow!  He also knows what a "tiered mini" is thanks to a shopping trip to the Juicy Couture outlet that he found particularly boring.

So anyway, in life we are given so few moments of perfect clarity, I mean, after all, it isn't it the human condition that we eternally thirst for insight into the where and whyfore of our existence?  But when I climbed the stairs to the roof of the beach house and looked down and saw this...

In that moment, I knew.  That's my fucking dude.  

To completely forsake the toilets located mere feet away and walk outside to spell "Bahb" in the sand?  That's basically the most poignant example of what makes a "Bob" a "Bahb."

This doesn't hurt either...

Here he is just diggin' a hole to put me in.

Then we proceeded to make anatomically exaggerative sand bodies for each other.

Well, at least my sand body was anatomically exaggerative... HEY-O!  COUNT IT!

It's really hard to tell where the classy ends and we begin.  

Anyway, I hope I didn't offend anyone who might have stumbled across this, however, I did tell you in the title what you could expect!

Have great days anyone who reads this, and I will be back with more outfit posts just as soon as I can start wearing things that aren't my C&C french terry drawstring pants and a threadbare shirt that says "Polish TShirt" upside down.  Wah, muh skin hurts!  


  1. This post just makes me go: Awwwww and then a big SMILE ! :)
    Mexico looks lovely and so do you two!

  2. I am so jealous! You guys obviously had a blast and that water looks amazing! Sigh. I need a vacation.

  3. LMAO, y'all look like fun people!

  4. Awesome - looks like you had a really fun time!

    xoxo ~ Courtney

  5. Oh, man. I'm cracking up here. I'm glad you had a wonderful trip to Mexico and experienced a moment of clarity in your life all at the same time. (:

  6. aww def looks like u had an awesome time... makes me wanna take a trip somewhere

  7. looks like you all are having a lot of fun!!! :)

  8. you're hilarious and awesome! i love the way you write. and you and Bahb look so freakin' adorable together!!! what a fabulous trip! so relaxing and simple. that's the best!

  9. I love this post. It's my most favorite of yours ever. I love that you completely forgot to be worried in Mexico and just had a good time. I love that Bahb spelled his name in pee, the way that YOU spell it. I love that you guys are so perfect together and you're so happy! And I love that this post includes sand boobs and genitals.

  10. You guys are a hilariously fun pair. Last time I went to Mex, I got spectacularly sunburned too - I bet the happy hour everywhere drinks didn't help either. However, my BF was not so talented with the sand spelling!

  11. This sounds like a heavenly trip- I spend my summer vacation on the same beach every year and it's just such a release to separate yourself from any other stresses...

  12. Ah, that sounds like an amazing trip! Glad you had such a great time! What a cute (and hilarious) pair you two make to boot.

  13. lovely blog, i wish i could be in Mexico now:)) following you!!

  14. haha I love this, my boyfriend and I would so do this. You should see the snowmen I make! :)

  15. Great post!! I'm glad you had fun! And you're made for each other I think!!! :)

  16. Looks like a great place to go and you had so much fun there:)

    I went to Arizona last summer and the heat almost burnt me away, haha~`

    following you now, it would be nice if you follow me back:)

  17. Beautiful pictures, it looks like you had so much fun!

  18. Alex this pictures are wonderful hope everything is fine!

  19. uhuh, i miss the beach :(

    but your photos are cool ^^



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